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See ya! Print out these breakup cards and get it over with

We just made it easier for first-year university students to dump their hometown sweethearts this weekend.

According to a story in the Hamilton Spectator, there's a phenomenon that occurs every year at Thanksgiving: 'Dumpsgiving', where thousands of students across Canada break-up with their high school sweethearts upon returning home for the holiday.

It seems once first-years get a look at who's on campus, your prom date just isn't worth dating on the reg

To make it easier for the dumpers, we've created a series of cards you can print out and send. That way, if it's too upsetting you can blame the CBC. Everyone else does.

FRONT / BACK

INSIDE (option 1)

INSIDE (option 2)

INSIDE (option 3)

Whether you're the dumper or the dumpee, we recommend you stick your face in a pumpkin pie and don't come out until Christmas. 

To hear what panellists Craig Lauzon, Ashley Botting and Jan Caruana had to say about Dumpsgiving, click the audio above.