Sorry, Quebec. We butchered your karaoke :(

There's no crime like French crime. Police in Gatineau, Quebec, are cracking down on karaoke bars flagrantly flouting the law. According to Quebec liquor laws, bars require a special license for karaoke singing. If a bar wants to host terrible amateur singers, it has to pay $426 for an add-on to its license.

This was the perfect excuse to ask our panellists to sing. Here's how it works: we've taken three popular karaoke songs and run them through Google translate. Panellists Measha Brueggergosman, Kris Siddiqi, and Tom Howell each take turns to sing an excerpt from a beloved English classic - in Google French.

First up, comedian Kris Siddiqi...

Because News0:44Comedian Kris Siddiqi sings Whitney Houston's "Je Veux Danser Avec Quelqu'un."

Comedian Kris Siddiqi sings Whitney Houston's "Je Veux Danser Avec Quelqu'un."

Next up, ex-lexicographer Tom Howell...

Because News1:07Author Tom Howell attempts Madonna's 1984 classic, "Comme une Vierge."

Author Tom Howell attempts Madonna's 1984 classic, "Comme une Vierge."

Lastly, opera singer Measha Brueggergosman!

Because News1:17Soprano Measha Brueggergosman delivers Celine Dion's "Complètement Seule."

Soprano Measha Brueggergosman delivers Celine Dion's "Complètement Seule."

To hear the complete round, click on the audio above and sing along!